Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

"I never want to change so much that people can’t recognise me."

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

thelifeofswift:

palegingerbabies:

Taylor never has her nails painted. She has white polish on today.

Album 5 = the WHITE album.

Let the poor girl leave the house without having every minor detail of herself scrutinised for Album 5 info. Y’all are thirsty for that album. (So am I tbh)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

megathor88:

eattrainstudy:

natulcientelemmaite:

steak—knives:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source)

damn more reasons to eat ben and jerrys 

like we needed any more;)

I’m not eating ice cream for dinner, I’m supporting a company that betters the world.

swlft:

waiting for album 5 news like

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